Our doormat has disappeared.
I know the culprits: Enoch and Matt, both aged 4.
They regularly roam our neighborhood barefoot and have lately been calling or stopping by our house to see if Mabel can play. I guess when I took too long answering their knock, I left them with time for mischief. I finally made it to the door to see them giggling and hefting our heavy doormat down the street. I don't think I want Mabel playing with those trouble makers, anway. The problem is, I am not quite sure how to get it back. Slow drive-bys of their houses have not turned up the doormat. I think I am going to have to break down and ask their moms.
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what kind of neighborhood did mike make you move to anyway? sheesh, you guys have got some houliganism if i've ever seen it!
ReplyDeleteLeslie's right. I hope you guys are locking your doors at night.
ReplyDeleteVery intriguing. Pleasee keep us updated on the doormat mystery.
ReplyDeleteThat is hysterical.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Someone stole my Mavericks attenna ball and Mavericks logo stick off my van. Bummer.
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